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The giraffe is the tallest living land animal, with males reaching about eighteen feet at the top of the head. It is also one of the strangest mammals alive. Its anatomy and physiology have to solve problems no other animal has — like circulating blood that has to climb six feet from the heart to the brain without exploding the blood vessels in the legs.
For most of the twentieth century, the giraffe was considered one species with several subspecies. Genetic work in the last fifteen years has reorganized that. The current consensus recognizes four species — northern, southern, reticulated, and Masai — that diverged long enough ago that they cannot interbreed in the wild. The classic spotted-patterns we recognize as "giraffes" are mostly the reticulated and Masai populations.
A giraffe's neck has the same number of vertebrae as a human's — seven — but each vertebra is enormous. The neck does not just provide reach for browsing acacia leaves. It is also a weapon. Bull giraffes fight by swinging their necks like clubs at each other in contests called "necking" matches. The impact is hard enough to knock a male off his feet.
Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any animal — roughly twice that of a healthy human. They need that pressure to push blood up to the brain. The complication is that when a giraffe lowers its head to drink, blood would rush to the brain at lethal pressure if the system did not compensate. It does. A network of valves in the jugular veins and a thick cuff of muscle in the legs prevent blood pooling and brain damage. Spaceflight engineers have studied giraffe vascular anatomy for clues about how to design g-suits for fighter pilots.
Giraffes spend most of their day browsing — eating leaves, twigs, and flowers from tall acacia and combretum trees. An adult eats around 75 pounds of vegetation a day. They sleep less than any other mammal, averaging maybe thirty minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period, usually in short bursts of a few minutes. Standing all day is the default state. Lying down makes them vulnerable to lions.
The IUCN now classifies giraffes overall as vulnerable, with some species — like the northern giraffe — listed as critically endangered. Population estimates dropped by about forty percent in the last three decades, mostly because of habitat loss and poaching in conflict zones. Conservation work in countries like Niger, Uganda, and Namibia has produced some real recoveries. You can see a longer write-up of the population trends.